dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
