I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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