i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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