We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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