is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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