Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You coming home soon, man?
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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