Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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