Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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