I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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