69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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