It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
