Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's shark week go big or go home
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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