I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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