I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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