I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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