So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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