I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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