She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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