How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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