fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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