Where is the hickey?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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