question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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