I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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