Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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