dude i'm inner monologue high
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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