Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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