Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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