Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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