Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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