i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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