i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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