Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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