She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Let's get the cat blown out
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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