I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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