dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Will exercising make me less horny?
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