Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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