you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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