I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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