Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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