My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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