the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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