Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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