Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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