Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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