How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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