honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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