What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Drunk is not a location!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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