Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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