thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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