We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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