It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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