whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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