"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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