im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Enjoy the penises
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize