At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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