Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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