i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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